I Am a Racist

I did not vote for Barack Obama…
I opposed the bailouts in 2009…
I think the health care bill is deeply flawed and will cause many problems for all Americans for generations to come…
Because of these beliefs, I have learned that I am a racist.
I had no idea.
I did not vote for Barack Obama because I did not agree with his policies or those of the Democratic Party. I opposed the bailouts because I do not believe in throwing good money after bad; I mean, you can only print so much of the stuff. The health care bill has been passed by misleading the public and using every obscure political trick in the book. Some people think they will be getting free health care…they just are not yet aware of what this free health care is going to cost them.
Last week, one of my nieces had a tea party. I attended. Now, I am a racist. So is Malibu Barbie.
I do not wish that our president would die or suffer any harm. I do wish the bailout money had gotten into the hands of the American people. I am sure that would have put some stimulus into the economy. I also wish we had a government that was not divided by party lines so they could work together on formulating a health care plan that would help all Americans. But who cares what I think? I am a racist, and racists are bad people.
What will my mother say?
Oh, by the way, I also thought ‘Cash for Clunkers’ was one huge cluster (you know what I’m sayin’?). But I had better just shut up. I am already a racist and there is no telling what people will be calling me tomorrow. Oh, the shame!